I had seen 'Avenue Q' off-Broadway back in 2003 and fell in love with it. I just thought it was the smartest, funniest thing I'd seen in a long time.
What I find funny are peoples' blind spots. That's the funniest thing about anybody - when they just don't realize who they are. What's funny about seeing a hippo do ballet is it thinks it's a swan.
The funniest thing is not who influenced me positively, but who influenced me negatively. I had such an aversion to what Busby Berkeley did; in my early formative years, I thought it was terrible. Now, I think it's wonderful. But then, I wanted to do anything but what Busby Berkeley did.
Let's face it: families behind closed doors are the funniest thing ever - the way people talk to each other, the way you fight for 30 seconds, and then all of a sudden you're crying. Families are just ripe for comedy.
What's hilarious is people taking photos and they think you don't know. It's the funniest thing I've ever seen. Like taking a picture of their mate for example but about three foot wide of their face - and the flash is on half the time!
Raymond Calitri: [over the phone] Time's up, Atley. I've got 49 cars. That's one less than required. Bring the kid and we'll settle this.
Atley Jackson: Which kid is that?
Raymond Calitri: Oh, the Cincinnati Kid, Billy the Kid. Which kid do you think I meant?
Atley Jackson: Oh gee, I think you mean Kip Raines.
Raymond Calitri: Well, gee, I think you're right.
Atley Jackson: You know what? The funniest thing happened: That little son of a bitch evaded me.
Raymond Calitri: Find him, Atley.
Atley Jackson: What if I can't find him?
Raymond Calitri: Then big brother takes the fall for the
slip-up. It don't matter much to me. One Raines is as good as another. It never rains but it pours.
[hangs up]
Atley Jackson: Son of a - ! Ju - Well, I guess you can thank your big brother. I think he just took your place under the guillotine.